Random Fact

Ancient Chinese artists freely painted scenes of nakedness and sex. However, they would absolutely never depict a bare female foot.

Random Joke

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"



Updates

  • Aug/21/2008 - Added A Random Fact Section To The Right Above Random Joke,
    Same Thing As The Random Joke Reload To See A Different Fact.

  • May/24/2008 - Added A Random Joke Section To The Right,
    Just Reload The Page To See A Different Joke.

  • May/22/2008 - Changed The Daily Comic From Daily To Random,
    So To See A Different Comic Just Reload Your Browser.

  • May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
    It Will Change Daily (U.S. Eastern Time) To One Of The Four Different Comics From The Comics Page.

  • May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
    Mostly Just Updating This Update Box To Make It Look Good In Internet Explorer 7,
    Opera 9.27, And Firefox 2.0 (alignment, padding, etc.)
    More Updates Coming Soon.....

  • May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
    I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
    Enjoy!


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