Random Fact

Ancient Chinese artists freely painted scenes of nakedness and sex. However, they would absolutely never depict a bare female foot.

Random Joke

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."



Updates

  • Aug/21/2008 - Added A Random Fact Section To The Right Above Random Joke,
    Same Thing As The Random Joke Reload To See A Different Fact.

  • May/24/2008 - Added A Random Joke Section To The Right,
    Just Reload The Page To See A Different Joke.

  • May/22/2008 - Changed The Daily Comic From Daily To Random,
    So To See A Different Comic Just Reload Your Browser.

  • May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
    It Will Change Daily (U.S. Eastern Time) To One Of The Four Different Comics From The Comics Page.

  • May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
    Mostly Just Updating This Update Box To Make It Look Good In Internet Explorer 7,
    Opera 9.27, And Firefox 2.0 (alignment, padding, etc.)
    More Updates Coming Soon.....

  • May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
    I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
    Enjoy!


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