Random Fact
Ancient Chinese artists freely painted scenes of nakedness and sex. However, they would absolutely never depict a bare female foot.
Random Joke
A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
Aug/21/2008 - Added A Random Fact Section To The Right Above Random Joke,
Same Thing As The Random Joke Reload To See A Different Fact.
May/24/2008 - Added A Random Joke Section To The Right,
Just Reload The Page To See A Different Joke.
May/22/2008 - Changed The Daily Comic From Daily To Random,
So To See A Different Comic Just Reload Your Browser.
May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
It Will Change Daily (U.S. Eastern Time) To One Of The Four Different Comics From The Comics Page.
May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
Mostly Just Updating This Update Box To Make It Look Good In Internet Explorer 7,
Opera 9.27, And Firefox 2.0 (alignment, padding, etc.)
More Updates Coming Soon.....
May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
Enjoy!
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