Random Fact

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

Random Joke

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."



Updates

  • Aug/21/2008 - Added A Random Fact Section To The Right Above Random Joke,
    Same Thing As The Random Joke Reload To See A Different Fact.

  • May/24/2008 - Added A Random Joke Section To The Right,
    Just Reload The Page To See A Different Joke.

  • May/22/2008 - Changed The Daily Comic From Daily To Random,
    So To See A Different Comic Just Reload Your Browser.

  • May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
    It Will Change Daily (U.S. Eastern Time) To One Of The Four Different Comics From The Comics Page.

  • May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
    Mostly Just Updating This Update Box To Make It Look Good In Internet Explorer 7,
    Opera 9.27, And Firefox 2.0 (alignment, padding, etc.)
    More Updates Coming Soon.....

  • May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
    I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
    Enjoy!


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Toy Trunk Railroad by Erik Sansom
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