Random Fact

Airbags are deployed at a rate of two-hundred miles per hour.

Random Joke

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."



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  • May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
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  • May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
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  • May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
    I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
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