Gizzy's Universe

Random Fact

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

Random Joke

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

Updates

Aug/21/2008 - Added A Random Fact Section To The Right Above Random Joke,
Same Thing As The Random Joke Reload To See A Different Fact.
May/24/2008 - Added A Random Joke Section To The Right,
Just Reload The Page To See A Different Joke.
May/22/2008 - Changed The Daily Comic From Daily To Random,
So To See A Different Comic Just Reload Your Browser.
May/21/2008 - Added A Daily Comic To The Main Page,
It Will Change Daily (U.S. Eastern Time) To One Of The Four Different Comics From The Comics Page.
May/08/2008 - Just Some Minor XHTML/CSS Updates That Are Probably Not Noticeable,
Mostly Just Updating This Update Box To Make It Look Good In Internet Explorer 7,
Opera 9.27, And Firefox 2.0 (alignment, padding, etc.)
More Updates Coming Soon.....
May/05/2008 - As Promised The New And Improved Gizzy's Universe!!!
I'll Be Updating A Lot So Check Back Often For New Stuff,
Enjoy!

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